7:56 PM
May I ask what'd be your answer?Upon leaving Phuket, Hanis asks, "Abang, why's the guy there wearing high heels?"
Just the right vaccine to the mental hell I've been through and I don't think I'm exaggerating cos Chickenfries thinks the principal has a loose screw in her mind somewhere for making us retake the exams, which will obviously further demoralise us in our road to getting out butts in one of the damn polytechnics in lion city. Right enough on hellacious tests and misunderstood principals etcetera, etcetera..Phuket was one Roller-coaster of a vacation!
Yerp that'd be the perfect word for the holidays and I've got ten fold of the pictures uploaded on this blog post but laziness got the best of me. Besides, they say pictures speak a thousand words, videos scream gazillions more so I definitely crossed the line on word limit.
Didn't expect the place to be awesome!
White water rafting's probably the highlight of the vacation, followed by the relentless waves at the beach *sorry Jonathan, Samri says Singapore sand the same as over there* ,
Rode on elephants whose skin's as rough as sandpaper and penis's the length of my whole freaking arm and the unique massage for lil bro *check out the video below!* ,
Quad-biking, Scuba diving with them nemos and dorys,
Never seen that many bikinis in my 17 years on earth and lastly but never least,
Finished Breaking Dawn in approximately 5 freaking days! Personally, one of the best books I've read, siblings were a little freaked out when they heard me chuckling whilst reading the masterpiece of a book and the last time I expirienced the disability to put down the book was when Brisingr by Christiphor Paolini was stuck to my eyes. I'm not the only one stuck in Forks with Vampires and Werewolves, the whole family's addicted to it..
Seriously..
Hanis: Aidil, I'm going to turn you to a vampire! *Prepares to bite*
Aidil: Your the only vampire without teeth, how's that going to happen?
Highly recomended by Mr Muhammad Faris and his clone, Sofia Samri.
Oh! and we made friends with a German dude named Sebastian. Raced with his group during the white water rafting activity and without a doubt, one of the more friendly people we've made acquaitances with during the vacation. *Hope you're reading this man*
I'll trust the pictures to relieve you of the need to know the rest of the tale of the vacation while the videos add that sweet icing on the top of a coffee ice-cream cake!
Before I forget,
the whole vacation was a present from Samri to Momma for her birthday and so..Happy Birthday to the Bandana Lady!
The ultimate rival during the race to read and finish Breaking Dawn!
Called the place, The "WTF, this place can't be three stars" Sugar Palm Resort.
With the voice of those brainless blonde surfers, "Kalabangga Dewds!".
Those omelletes you'd find in the dining room of every single resort.
Woah dude, maintain the forehead.
Unfortunately, he's living in a lie of being able to walk on water.
Woogoddamnitmyhairrocksyourstinkysocks!
Dramatic moment.. *Camera's zoom in on the distressed face as shown in countless malay dramas* .jpg)
A werewolf indeed. A werewolf indeed. A werewolf indeed.Starving sons of fishes. Oh trust me, they bite like a vampire!
Jacob White, Edward Coward and Z-lice Cullen.
If Nemo liked poorly made bread, this'd be the easiest way to find that little sucker.
A man wouldn't waste precious time smiling after finding out there's Halal meat on the menu.
Sofia's adidas braids gets pretty annoying when you're trying to sleep with the noise it makes.
Moronic pose to the point of no return.
Believe it or not, the orange ball went in..along with the white one.
Welcome to Thailand's version of Forks with plenty of sunlight.
When there's a bridge, Hanis'll be in his own world pretending to be old Gandalf.
Failed vampire crouches and tooth-baring snarls.
I'm on the top of the world looking down on..them little mudskippers.
The oldies in their ambitious attempts to get a taste of youth once again.
La Monkey Familia.
"Lemme guess, we're heading down a huge waterfall..Sharp rocks at the bottom..Bring it on"
Sebastian, the German dude whose like a big brother to all of us.
Moving at the speed of a turtle.
A cherry-red Ferrari, for free?
Showing Mr Samri that I'm capable of handling a bike as much as I could handle our car.
What's up Rosnah.
Aidil's afraid of them little fishies but fearless in the presence of these majestic beasts.
Presenting this hunk of an Elephant. The pictures and videos below aren't for the faint-hearted and those who think Impossible is everything or massages from elephants's a myth. Enjoy.
Hands off my sister Kannan!
The 'ice-loving but banana hating' chimp with the handsome monkey.
But Mommy, I don't wanna go to school. I wanna stay home and bake cookies with you!
P.S: I'm burnt and no longer perfectly cooked so expect a darker side of me, literally. :)
P.S.S: Apologies Jon, there's plenty at East Coast. Murugan, Zul and Zhaoliang, hope you like you're gifts. :)
If Nemo liked poorly made bread, this'd be the easiest way to find that little sucker.
A man wouldn't waste precious time smiling after finding out there's Halal meat on the menu.
Sofia's adidas braids gets pretty annoying when you're trying to sleep with the noise it makes.
Moronic pose to the point of no return.
Believe it or not, the orange ball went in..along with the white one.
Welcome to Thailand's version of Forks with plenty of sunlight.
When there's a bridge, Hanis'll be in his own world pretending to be old Gandalf.
Failed vampire crouches and tooth-baring snarls.
I'm on the top of the world looking down on..them little mudskippers.
The oldies in their ambitious attempts to get a taste of youth once again.
La Monkey Familia. "Lemme guess, we're heading down a huge waterfall..Sharp rocks at the bottom..Bring it on"
Sebastian, the German dude whose like a big brother to all of us.
Moving at the speed of a turtle.
A cherry-red Ferrari, for free?
Showing Mr Samri that I'm capable of handling a bike as much as I could handle our car.
What's up Rosnah.
Aidil's afraid of them little fishies but fearless in the presence of these majestic beasts.
Presenting this hunk of an Elephant. The pictures and videos below aren't for the faint-hearted and those who think Impossible is everything or massages from elephants's a myth. Enjoy. 
Yeah, disturbing yet cute isn't he. *Yes the elephant's a he. It'd be very obvious if you were there*
Hands off my sister Kannan!
The 'ice-loving but banana hating' chimp with the handsome monkey.
But Mommy, I don't wanna go to school. I wanna stay home and bake cookies with you!
P.S: I'm burnt and no longer perfectly cooked so expect a darker side of me, literally. :)P.S.S: Apologies Jon, there's plenty at East Coast. Murugan, Zul and Zhaoliang, hope you like you're gifts. :)
