9:02 PM

Time ta' wake that moron up and force his little cute ass back into blogging again..
I'm literally reminiscing back to the day where the blogging of Lil-Ninja.Bs.com was halted but with a timespan of four freakin months, I've no idea how to begin this post. I'll guess an apology to those who kept viewing the same old post over and over again till they could memorise it would be ideal for a start. Oh and by tha way.
Where'd everyone from blogger ran off too?
From wordpress to tumblr, livejournal to onsugar! I don't really mind relinking ya'll but is blogger really that bad? Oh and thanks to the lovelies who kept the taggieboard alive!
Right lets kick the post off with the fact that countless jokes have been made due to an alteration in my mouth, in short, I've got braces! Pink ones too! *Omg Kawaii Des Ne*
Majority of ya'll might've already got the memo but to those who've haven't made contact with me in a while, now you know! And here comes the nicknames..
After the nicknames, comes the questions and the answer to those inevitably obvious questions are: I removed an adult tooth at the back of the left side of my mouth and if the gap don't close, the front teeth'll move to the side. Here comes the imagination..
Just got word that my lil' bro's getting his braces next year, lil' cousin's getting his next week while Chong Jing just got his!
Guess I won't be the only one expiriencing the sensations of having metal in my mouth!
Speaking of school mates, I couldn't think of a better way to celebrate the end of O levels than our very own prom. I dare' say that that night was absolutely flawless.
The dudes never looked smarter, the dudettes ever pretty! Personally followed T.I.'s dress code for the event, kept bumping into fellow GESSians and primary school friends during the period of prom shopping. The hundreds of pictures and vids on Facebook might perhaps give you a better perspective of how much we enjoyed from that night till' the next morning! Oh and congrats to Ye Xun and Brenda, being given the titles of King and Queen of Prom!
Right fast forward to the present, God I wish I could teleport *Random wish, it happens*
Regret closing my ears to everyone who've warned me not to take up banquet at hotels but I was keen on trying new jobs!
Thirteen hours managing two five star hotel wedding's like life under Hanif during part B's annual camp during 2006. The thought of working there again, just advice from a stubborn 17 year old kid named Faris, unless your prepared to deal with vulgar supervisors, suck-ups (Angkat kings), half hour lunch breaks and a ninety percent chance of breaking something, please by all means refrain from choosing banquet as a job.
Currently working at Jurongpoint's Fig and Olive, a job Jonathan intro'ed me. Since Kanaan went through the same shit after taking banquet as a job, I asked him to join me in the new job. The pay's fair but working there exceeds working under Marina Mandarin Hotel by a milestone!
Lunch and dinner's served to what you order, though the supervisors there aren't well versed in english, they're reasonable and more importantly understanding.
It did felt good to bump into a few old friends round Jurongpoint, former OBS peep Kerina and former band keyboardist Ming Hue!
Now that we've cleared past and present, school and work, time to talk about la familia..

To Newlyweds Abang Khidir & Kak Sha, congratulations to the both of you!

I don't like my smile in this picture, synthetic!
Ikin, upload the pictures we took with that awesome black camera of yours.
I guess I'll end the post here, Hanis just learned how to use a screwdriver and he's unscrewing everything he see's! The worst part is, he thinks he's fixing them! Oh and Nadd, I didn't forget bout' your request, here's a hello to you, Helloo!

Till the next post lovelies!
P.S: All the best to every N level candidate, lets hope you'll get the results you desire..


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8:38 PM

Dearest Bloggie Readers,
Lil-ninja.blogspot.com
would be hibernating for a period of time due to the coming examinations.
The taggboard would still welcome anyone kind enough to leave comments and until the fingers of her owner starts going haywire on the keyboard again, lil-ninja'd be in lalaland waiting for the O's to end.
Till then, all the best to every O level candidate in Lion City
Much Love,
Chickenfries Faris

Merry belated birthday Singapore!
*Finished the largely anticipated class graduation vid on that day*
Dirk Kuyt, Carragher and Alonso gave thumbs up to the banner above!
*I'm with the black scarf bought by Jonathan, Heamen and Gary*
Newlyweds Abang Farid and Kak Imee with their beloved cousins!
*Damn, do I look tall or what?*
Sheesha-ed with the oh-so lovely people of intake zero five!
*Thanks for the unforgettable ride Uncle Zulkifli*
Secondary Five Brilliant, self proclaimed sports class of the year!
*Finally won a gold in Gan Eng Seng School*

Distractions and Procrastinations ain't gonna get the best outta me..


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11:50 AM

Can't remember the last time I expirienced goosebumps during a film..
Loathes the terrible stomach ache I've been having lately, especially at this darn moment when my delectable Haagen Dazs Ice Cream's being consumed by the two devils who happened to be related to me. Its absolute torture, my tastebuds craves desperately for everything dairy, from bandung to coffee ice cream. What ticks me off the most is the fact that I'm banned from Milo! C'mon tummy, I could'nt ask for a better punishment so please get better!
Thankful for the discovery of both Wintermelon and Chrysanthemum tea and I shall continue to survive on them until my stomach's ready for Milo dinosaurs.
Aside from the daily temptations I face, everything seems to be going A Okay. Really happy with the way things've been going in school. Studies're slowly but surely increasing after making the decision to make the library my second home for at least three hours each day, along with Kanaan and Clement being my tutors.
Awkward because you can actually bully them but somehow, they're really helpful when it comes to a question where you've got no earthly idea on how to solve it. Helped Siva out for his DPA thingy by assisting him on his English and the display of his achievements. I'll be waiting patiently for the reward if he manages to find a spot in the Poly of his choice!
Finally, ventured to Hogwarts yesterday for Harry Potter and the Half Bloof Prince!
For those who only follow the movies: Excellent outcome and probably the best one yet.
For those who're bookworms of the series:
Great balance but a little disappointing towards the ending.
In my perspective, it was brilliant and probably threefolds better than the last one. Have to agree with the bookworms that it was disappointing that the clash between the Death Eaters and the Aurors along with the part where a certain pensieve shows Voldemort's parents and him weren't in the movie but double thumbs up to everything else. Hermione's as beautiful as I can remember and lastly, expected the sectumsempra curse to be much more bloody but I guess the present one would do nicely. Highly recommended by Lil-Ninja.BS.com and trust me, it'll make you hunger for the next one oh so much!

P.S: The Deathly Hallows's an epic two part movie!
P.S.S: The hero in the last installment of the Harry Potter series is a person you'll least expect!!
P.S.S.S: Wanna watch the movie again! Anyone up for a movie date?

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8:58 PM

*This train will now terminate at Pasir Ris*
"Terminate ah? Wah, Terminator coming issit?!"
He might be small but you'd be an incredulous moron to underestimate the lame-ness packed inside Zulhaqem. Yes, the line above was mumbled loudly by him when he, along with Muhib and yours truly, reached Pasir Ris for the Cosplay Convention down at Downtown East.
Been dying to attend one but was usually absent while Muhib continued giving me invitation after invitation. Since today's specific event was known to be the biggest convention thats ever been held every year, I ain't gonna miss it for the world.
No regrets to say the most, it was a hundred percent worth it!
If you were to be searching for one place where you didn't have to be ashamed to express your love for anime, J-pop or rock, movie characters and even cam-whoring, that particular convention would've been your first pick.
So many peeps dressed as their fav anime character turned up and it surprised me to know how open-minded they were, even though they don't look to friendly when they were posing for the mini paparazzis. Saw little kiddos dressed as Harry Potters, Jason from Friday the 13th paid a visit and so many ang-mohs dressed as both Lilo and Stitch.
A Karaoke competition was also held and there's this girl, whom happens to be indian, had the pleasure to recieve such applause by the entire place for singing a Japanese song so fluently, with the right vocals and not pitchy at all! "Hats off to you!"
But the very best part was the appearance of so many Naruto Cosplayers! BOOYAA!!
The Best-Looking Uzumaki Naruto! *The other Narutos looked kinda plump in their costumes*
His legendary dad, Uzumaki Yondaime!
Kakashi-sensei and his Uber-Smexy Looking Hair!Sasori, The master of puppets! *Nearly the same height*
There're more pics but lazy's my middle name I guess.Was searching high and low for a Gaara cosplayer but found none. Nonetheless, real glad I made the right decision to attend this event!
P.S: I don't know about you bloggie readers, but I think I'm gonna put Cosplaying on my 'Things To Do Before I Die' list!

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10:09 AM

Fireworks, the perfect key to trigger the mood for hyperactiveness!
Sent my mind racing to the last time I saw a National Day Parade rehersal and back then, I was among the tallest in my class.
Talking about when we were primary five and yesterday was real worth it thanks to Abang Jayabalan! Followed by Zhao hong saying, "Worth it because free what!"
The performance was surprisingly creative, humoured the crowd here and there by the hosts, both the fake Lee Kwan Yew and President Nathan *who gets to step to act their posts and be happy for a day*, every damn sudden explosion kept startling the crap out of me and everyone got to at least get off their butts and get involved with the rehersal *Shall not be a spoiler and state the segments preformed there*
A saturday spent well with the two peeps below.
There's another incident I'd like to blog about but you guys could move on to the pictures below if it doesn't really spark your interest.
It's mainly about being proud of who you are and what you do. Yeah its pretty corny, especially coming from me but I'd bet my soul that it wouldn't sound like it to this kid I met during drum class on friday.
Going into the studio as usual, I noticed Mr Dol wasn't inside and that there was a new student on the drumset playing to the song Thriller by Micheal Jackson.
Most new students would just freeze and stop playing when another enters the studio but this kid, about 12 -15, tried to play with much gusto as I entered. What surprised me was that he was sort of disabled and instantly flashed me a huge grin stretching from cheek to cheek as I closed the door behind me. Smiling back, I watched the Thriller video playing as he continued drumming to it.
Stopping suddenly, he asked "You like Zombies?" *refering to the Thriller video*.
Nodding, I asked "You like MJ eh?" He nodded enthusiastically and said he was devastated when his idol passed. He wants to be able to dance as good as him and immediatly showed me the Thriller's classic zombie dance. He memorised the dance from head to toe and I'm impressed that even though he's disabled, it's not going to stop him from being a dancer with as much heart as Micheal Jackson himself. When Dol came in, he himself was surprised. As he was leaving, he shook my hand and uttered, "It's been great meeting you". That made my day, really.
Murugan's self-proclaimed 'Right-On-The-Dot' picture.
Ang Kong SIAO SIAO SIAO! SIMEI LANCHIAO!
Red Red Red!
Blue Blue Blue!
White White White!

Screaming your hearts out at the very top of your lungs right from the peak of your oesophagus to the bottom of your large intestine, right next to your danger zone.

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7:32 PM

Recently, Lady Bandana's been having a slight fever and it sparked Hanis's curiosity..
"Ma, why're you sick? You ate too much junk-food right?"'Presenting Autobot Hanis-Bee, the smallest autobot from the remains of Cybertron. He has dedicated his fragile life to make sure he leaves Toys 'R Us with at least a single toy. The more toys the merrier!'
Yeah, the picture above'll paint you a pretty obvious picture that my whole family's addicted to the sequel of Transformers.
The movie's terrific, not a crappy storyline at all in my opinion, pratically rooted for the autobots this time because of Optimus Prime and Bumblebee's Uber Awesome scenes in the movie, the lil kiddos giggling and chuckling to the sexual humour in the movie and last but 'let lightning strike me' if it were least, Megan Fox was as blazing hot as ever and I'm real certain that millions more would agree to this statement!
Believe it or not but the whole theatre broke into a huge applause after the movie ended and that was a first for me.
Seriously recommend it to the whole world and a word of advice from Aidil, "The sound effects'll really make you wanna pee so go unload it all in the restroom before watching!".
Speaking of Transformers,
I'm currently listening to one of the soundtracks from the movie and I'm positive you guys would like it too. Not talking about Linkin Park's 'New Divide' but Green Days '21 Guns'. Lyrics aren't cliche nor corny, reminds me alot of 'Wake me up when September ends' and it fits in with the movie nicely. Plus, those whom I've asked to listen to were'nt disappointed so.. GO LISTEN TO IT! Btw, Lady Bandana bought us Eminem's, Black Eye Peas and Green Day's new albums.. along with irritating Taylor Swift for herself.
Em's album is as SICK as ever while Green Day recites another tale in their 18 tracks. Didn't really get quite a listen to the B.E.Ps though but the album is more inclined to having a techno feel to it (notice I used the word 'but'). Besides that, I'm singing along with the whole family to these new tracks and enjoying every second of it!
Now back to Gan Eng Seng School, an apology to my fellow bloggie readers on why I could'nt really update recently. Can't go online during the weekends but I don't really mind cos its for a good cause at the end of the day! *Gotta look at the big picture peeps! .
Finally met Tracy with Melvin after a looong time at the usual bus stop and it feels good to be back in class with never-ending lameness here and there again. However, that 'feel-good' feeling didn't quite last when we saw our timetables.
5 freaking periods of mathematics with Kung's definitly not a good way to kick-start the reopening of school and thank god oh-so-much that he decided to hold the class in the IT room. Ashar and Chung Aik's got big plans for performing and Kai Jie's joining us too! PLUS! There's no sign of that damn-flying-thingy that keeps pestering us so that a real huge thumbs up! *though my thumbs aren't as huge as stated :D*
All in all, uncertainly content *which is a good thing* that I'm back in classroom 5B.

To end the first ever blogpost of Term Three in twenty O' nine,
Lil-Ninja.blogspot.com would make it an honour to pay tribute to the sudden death of the King Of Pop

R.I.P. Mr Jackson
It would be a sombre time for a hella lot of us, though you had no earthly idea we even existed
*Mj are ya' okay, Mj are ya' okay, Are ya' okay Mj? You've been hit by, Ow! You've been hit by Cardiac Arrest!*


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7:56 PM

May I ask what'd be your answer?
Upon leaving Phuket, Hanis asks, "Abang, why's the guy there wearing high heels?" Just the right vaccine to the mental hell I've been through and I don't think I'm exaggerating cos Chickenfries thinks the principal has a loose screw in her mind somewhere for making us retake the exams, which will obviously further demoralise us in our road to getting out butts in one of the damn polytechnics in lion city. Right enough on hellacious tests and misunderstood principals etcetera, etcetera..
Phuket was one Roller-coaster of a vacation!
Yerp that'd be the perfect word for the holidays and I've got ten fold of the pictures uploaded on this blog post but laziness got the best of me. Besides, they say pictures speak a thousand words, videos scream gazillions more so I definitely crossed the line on word limit.
Didn't expect the place to be awesome!
White water rafting's probably the highlight of the vacation, followed by the relentless waves at the beach *sorry Jonathan, Samri says Singapore sand the same as over there* ,
Rode on elephants whose skin's as rough as sandpaper and penis's the length of my whole freaking arm and the unique massage for lil bro *check out the video below!* ,
Quad-biking, Scuba diving with them nemos and dorys,
Never seen that many bikinis in my 17 years on earth and lastly but never least,
Finished Breaking Dawn in approximately 5 freaking days! Personally, one of the best books I've read, siblings were a little freaked out when they heard me chuckling whilst reading the masterpiece of a book and the last time I expirienced the disability to put down the book was when Brisingr by Christiphor Paolini was stuck to my eyes. I'm not the only one stuck in Forks with Vampires and Werewolves, the whole family's addicted to it..
Seriously..
Hanis: Aidil, I'm going to turn you to a vampire! *Prepares to bite*
Aidil: Your the only vampire without teeth, how's that going to happen?
Highly recomended by Mr Muhammad Faris and his clone, Sofia Samri.
Oh! and we made friends with a German dude named Sebastian. Raced with his group during the white water rafting activity and without a doubt, one of the more friendly people we've made acquaitances with during the vacation. *Hope you're reading this man*
I'll trust the pictures to relieve you of the need to know the rest of the tale of the vacation while the videos add that sweet icing on the top of a coffee ice-cream cake!
Before I forget,
the whole vacation was a present from Samri to Momma for her birthday and so..Happy Birthday to the Bandana Lady! The ultimate rival during the race to read and finish Breaking Dawn!
Called the place, The "WTF, this place can't be three stars" Sugar Palm Resort.
With the voice of those brainless blonde surfers, "Kalabangga Dewds!".
Those omelletes you'd find in the dining room of every single resort.
Woah dude, maintain the forehead.
Unfortunately, he's living in a lie of being able to walk on water.
Woogoddamnitmyhairrocksyourstinkysocks!
Dramatic moment.. *Camera's zoom in on the distressed face as shown in countless malay dramas*
A werewolf indeed. A werewolf indeed. A werewolf indeed.
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Starving sons of fishes. Oh trust me, they bite like a vampire!
Jacob White, Edward Coward and Z-lice Cullen.
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If Nemo liked poorly made bread, this'd be the easiest way to find that little sucker.
A man wouldn't waste precious time smiling after finding out there's Halal meat on the menu.
Sofia's adidas braids gets pretty annoying when you're trying to sleep with the noise it makes.
Moronic pose to the point of no return.
Believe it or not, the orange ball went in..along with the white one.
Welcome to Thailand's version of Forks with plenty of sunlight.
When there's a bridge, Hanis'll be in his own world pretending to be old Gandalf.
Failed vampire crouches and tooth-baring snarls.
I'm on the top of the world looking down on..them little mudskippers.
The oldies in their ambitious attempts to get a taste of youth once again.
La Monkey Familia.
"Lemme guess, we're heading down a huge waterfall..Sharp rocks at the bottom..Bring it on"
Sebastian, the German dude whose like a big brother to all of us.
Moving at the speed of a turtle.
A cherry-red Ferrari, for free?
Showing Mr Samri that I'm capable of handling a bike as much as I could handle our car.
What's up Rosnah.
Aidil's afraid of them little fishies but fearless in the presence of these majestic beasts.
Presenting this hunk of an Elephant. The pictures and videos below aren't for the faint-hearted and those who think Impossible is everything or massages from elephants's a myth. Enjoy.
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Yeah, disturbing yet cute isn't he. *Yes the elephant's a he. It'd be very obvious if you were there*
Hands off my sister Kannan!
The 'ice-loving but banana hating' chimp with the handsome monkey.
But Mommy, I don't wanna go to school. I wanna stay home and bake cookies with you!
P.S: I'm burnt and no longer perfectly cooked so expect a darker side of me, literally. :)
P.S.S: Apologies Jon, there's plenty at East Coast. Murugan, Zul and Zhaoliang, hope you like you're gifts. :)

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